From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes BRUTUS, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy that will surely cause evil vampires to kidnap the author.
Can the World’s Toughest Immortal Warrior Win the Heart of the World’s Toughest Immortal Woman?
Brutus is not your average immortal warrior. He leads the gods’ army, he’s tough as nails, and his mind is so powerful, he no longer speaks to communicate with his men. Some call him telepathic; he just calls it being a badass.
But despite the many bloody battles and hard-won victories, this is one mission he’s not so sure about. There is a plague sweeping the immortal world. Gods, vampires, incubi—no one is safe, except for those with mates, and sadly, there just aren’t enough women to go around.
To keep the gods’ army intact, ready to protect the human world, Brutus must convince a group of ancient female warriors, located deep in the Amazon jungle, to return home with him, and…well…go on dates with his men.
But when the toughest, meanest, man-hating, sexiest woman of the group catches his eye, all he can think about is conquering her heart.
WARNING: This book contains a smokin’ hot immortal warrior looking for his forever love, a randy invisible unicorn, and bad, bad, such bad language. Okay, and some sex. Fine, yes! Lots of sex! And a kitten, a bit of violence, a man who loves knitting, mannibalism, unruly deities, Mayan priests who babysit animals, a naked goddess who wears a bee bikini, leather pants (for men), a very randy ghost who’s desperate for her HEA, anecdotes about evil mermen, a BIG plot twist even the author didn’t see coming, and a ton of romancy kind of stuff.
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
My first book in the The Immortals Matchmakers universe and lets just say this is book is totally crazy! But in a infectious ridiculously good way. It was a humorous read that made me laugh out loud at the craziness of it all.
Brutus on a mission to save the world from plunging into more chaos and destruction travels to the Amazon to locate an all female warrior tribe to convince them into returning to civilization with him and mating with the many paranormal beings to stop them from going completely evil and destroying each other. But things don’t go as planned because these warriors haven’t encountered a male specimen in a very long time and they are all sex crazed man hating mannibilisms. Let’s just say that Brutus is a extremely virile man that meanest and most resilient warrior cannot ignore.
It’s crazy, I know, but this story just works. It’s filled to the brim with shenanigans that are extreme and ridiculous leaving you giggling and wanting more.
Although this book is about a new couple, I would suggest reading all the books in this series so you would not be as lost as me. The books are interconnected and has chapters from other characters POV as well. It also ends in a cliffhanger of sorts.
It makes me wonder what truly goes on in that brilliant crazy mind of Mimi Jean. Her imagination and creativity is superb, refreshing and totally wild.
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About the Author
MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a New York Times bestselling author who’s sold over one million books around the world. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dreams.
Mimi lives with her Latin lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and their three spunky dragons (really, just very tiny dogs with big attitudes) Snowy, Mini, and Mack, in the vampire-unfriendly state of Arizona.
She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men.
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